I’m writing this entry from my iPhone as I’m lying in bed, curled up on my side, with my Satanist cat stretched on my legs. Wait, now she’s moving. …Whatever, she’s boring.
The FUTURE WAR review will take just a bit longer, but expect the hat show to be up tonight. 
We had a good thing going until…well, about 6:07 this morning when I discovered the government took too much money out of my paycheck. Now things are compounding as they usually do.
Luckily I’m not eating noodles at work today, lest I have another infinite-vomit-bile-attack. The doctors say it’s a virus that’s going around, but my BLEHHHHH *cough cough* UUUGHHHHHH SQUIIIICK BLEHHHHH attacks seem to be triggered by:
And I feel the wrath of all three of those monsters when I’m at work.
But anyways, I went to the library today to scan some pictures for the resource section. And there I found the most marvelous book in existence. You can’t flip through it and not smile. I scanned a few images, but here’s one of my favorites:
GOTHY PARTRIDGE!
That’s right, ladies and gents, I FOUND A VINTAGE HAT BOOK! It’s full of hats (not literally) from the late 1800′s all the way up to contemporary styles. I laughed, I cried, I screamed in terror. This is the vintage hat book of the century.
More scans to come!
Look what was waiting for me after work this evening!
Pretty flowers!
And in the vase are a couple of floating lemons; the card attached reads, “When life gives you lemons, make lemon cupcakes!” Cute, no?
Well, there’s a story behind this bouquet, of course. I won this contest called, “The Worst Ex-Perience,” conducted by the ladies at Pink Kisses. So, simply put, I had the worst breakup experience of the bunch! Go me!
It’s funny how a bunch of flowers can lighten a day and two years of sadness, even if it’s temporary. Maybe I’ll dry a few of the flowers, laminate them, and make a bookmark.
And I’ll have to find something AWESOME to do with the floating lemons.
In this series, I (and anyone else who’d like to join me) will watch a bad horror/sci-fi film and post an artfully-crafted review the following night. I’ll be choosing films that are freely available on the ‘Net, and those that play on Saturdays on the SyFy channel. Requests will be taken after tonight’s film.
Our first film, ladies and gents:
Past Predator, Present Alien, Future Terminator.
Current IMDB User Rating: 1.7/10
I’ve seen the first ten minutes, and I’m going to need the MST3k team to get through this one, guys.
Click the poster to get to the movie, and I’ll see you back here tomorrow. Hopefully.
I bought these mamas (grandmamas?) off eBay not too long ago. The thing that struck me about them: they looked sort of like angel wings. HUGE angel wings.
Ridiculous modeling in 3…2…1…go!
My plan is to wear them to a coffee date. With maybe a boa or tons of faux fur. In fact, I plan to look like a screen siren when I meet my hypothetical date at Starbucks, for one reason and one reason only.
To mess with the guy.
Since I need to test out del.icio.us‘s mp3 doohickey, why not some rockin’ music for this rainy night?
Hmm, not too bad.
Morrissey was right.
There really is a light that never goes out.
This blog is coming back in a very different way, so sit tight, greeny, if you’re still out here. It’s about to get a little more fun around here. 
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